1. Cash for Gold
My take: Really? Send me your gold and I will send you an unagreed upon amount of money that I feel is fair. Who does that?
2. AshleyMadison.com
My Take: Did a pair of divorce lawyers start this company to drum up business? If you need a website to help you commit adultery, maybe you should think twice about it.......
3. 1-800 Dentist
My Take: Is it really that hard to find a dentist? Yellowpages.com, 411.com, the phonebook, a friend, a relative, I can’t imagine it was necessary to have a dentist headhunting company.
4. Subway "five dollar footlongs"
My Take: If you are going to pump a catchy little tune to bounce around in my subconscious for an indefinite amount of time………one request, use professional singers, or just someone that has sang once before in their life.
5. Old Navy mannequin commercials
My Take: I’ll keep this to one word……..”Creepy”
6. E-trade Baby commercials
My Take: Congratulations E-trade you outdid Old Navy. Your commercials are far creepier.
7. Verizon Guy Commercials
My Take: "I can hear you now” I have heard you for the last four years. I now have a question for you. Can you stop talking?
8. Cheerios cholesterol commercials
My Take: There are far too many ignorant people to make these kinds of commercials. I cringe thinking about how many people are sitting down with a bowl right now for health reasons.
9. Viagra and Cialis War
My Take: I am pretty confident that you can stop. There is not one warm blooded male in the universe that would be unaware of the existence of magic blue pills.....let alone recite the warnings and songs associated with them.
10. Geico Caveman
My Take: After four years and a failed sitcom spinoff.........can't we put this one to rest.
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